A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: „Make me one with everything“
After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says „That’ll be $4 please.“
The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits whilst the vendor just stares back at him.
Awkwardly the monk ask’s „What about my change?“
„Ah“ replies the hot dog vendor, „Change must come from within.“